December 2010
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It's 2011, Why Do You Still Own A CD Player?
So I’m going to my friend’s house for the weekend for happy new years and it saddens me to report that a fine gentleman is rocking the same CD player I had 6 years ago. I blame his family for not getting him hip to the 21st century. They could have given him a 1 gig mp3 player because this is bad. My dad was still using his walkman in the 21st century. We fixed that problem quickly....
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“Yeezy taught me.”
– (via mylifeasbreezy)
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Disrespectful Bus Riders
So there was this young lady about 22 or 23 who got on the bus and proceeded to put money in. Well I noticed that she only put in a dollar. The price is 1.75 without a Smart trip card. The bus driver noticed too and stopped her. He said, “Miss, it’s 1.75.” She said, “i ain’t got more change her.” And went to her seat. If it was me I would have stopped the bus...
Merry Christmas My Stomach
So I’m over my uncle’s house for christmas and I didn’t expect any gifts but what I did expect is some food and boy did I get some. Greens, chicken, ham, mac & cheese, macaroni salads. It was great. So great that now I have the itis. There is always something I can depend on during christmas and that is family and food. Now I just gotta pray that I don’t fall asleep.
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Graduation Day
This past Sunday I graduated from being just an undergrad to a Maryland Alum. Probably one of my greatest days of my short life. I have put in 5 (officially) years to this institution and all I get for it is a sheet of paper saying congratulations (not really) you can now get a good job than the people who dropped out of high school. You’ll be needing that so you can pay us back everything...
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The Man Who Couldn't Speak
So I was on the train yesterday morning going to class. I was playing my PSP and listening to Teflon Don by Rick Ross and was minding my business. I got to Anacostia and it just so happened that I had the only open seat next to me and the ONE guy that I don’t want to associate myself with decided to see with me. So signal that he wanted to sit down, he waved his hand in my general direction...